tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via tbotofficial)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via ruinedchildhood)

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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(via ruinedchildhood)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett, via ruinedchildhood)